"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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