And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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