I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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