I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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