Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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