I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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