we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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