You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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