Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Boobs are out for the taking
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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