escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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