It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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