Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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