We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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