I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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