why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
