Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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