im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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