I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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