I wannas sexs uuuuu
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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