I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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