when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My feet surprised me
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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