The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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