alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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