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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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