Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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