sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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