actually, I'm a sock model
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
be right there i have to get my cape
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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