just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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