My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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