This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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