If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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