party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
well, you know. whores of a feather.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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