"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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