I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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