i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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