The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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