your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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