dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize