Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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