your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
im on a boat
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