Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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