SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
ok first of all what the fuck
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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