I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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