If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
