i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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