It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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