dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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