There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
