I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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