she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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