I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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